chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

by anonymous February 8, 2004

chode biscuit

The pasty substance made with powder after a sweaty day that is found on a man's chode.

My chode biscuits always stain my underwear in the summertime.

by Niecee May 12, 2006

Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

by Andreezi July 18, 2009

Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!

by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014

Chode Buster

Completed by squeezing a shot of Syrup of your choice into your mouth (ie. Eggo, Log Cabin, Hungry Man, Aunt Jemima etc.) followed by a pull of Rum, then followed by yet another squeeze of syrup. The syrup coats the throat as to make the shot go down easier allowing you to consume mass amounts of alcohol.

"This party is getting lame, time to bust out the Chode Buster bithces"

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

Frisbee Chode

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.

Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.

by mysterymeat3 January 7, 2010

Gaggle of Chodes

Official definition for a group of 3 or more chodes (a chode being a guy who displays any non-masculine traits such as whining, bitching or kissing a girl's ass).

Equivalent to 'pack of wolves' or 'school of fish'

Gaggles of chodes are often, but not always, found wearing Henley's T-shirts

Look man, the gaggle of chodes over there. Not one of them knows how to run the train properly

by The_Ty August 22, 2010