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China Syndrome

Also known as Mao's Revenge, this illness is typically the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss and a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
Be sure to bring a roll of Charmin with you, the local one-ply doesn't hold up to China Syndrome
by Unsuspecting Foreigner July 27, 2009
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chin loofa

extra long, unkempt goatee. Term originating from famed Valparaison Law School Professor Benjamin Daniel Loofa.
Check out the chin loofa on that dude. It must be a foot long.
by Ryan Steven December 9, 2008
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chin bits

The dry flaky skin that amasses underneath a Van Dyke or a Goatee on a man's face.
"Gee, Lando what is all that smegma falling from your Van Dyke?"
"Oh, thats my chin bits."

"Wow Dustin, could you stop scratching your face cuz your getting chin bits all over the axis and allies board."
by carterX January 28, 2008
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chin tossing

when a guys chin touches a girls ass hole while performing oral sex
chin tossing happens when a guy is going down on a girl and she pulls his face in so close that his chin almost slips in the butt, and thus his chin is tossing her salad.
by don peso October 3, 2008
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China Lot

Describing of an object, whether it be a coffee table, book, or couch that is in your way.
"Hang on Kristi, I gotta move this whole China Lot so we can play the game on the table"
by Hi-C_Drinker March 30, 2009
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Chinacation

The mass global spread of outbound tourism from Mainland China.
Australia is seeing a vast tourism pivot back of the rise of Chinacation.
by C9Hotelworks January 28, 2017
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Chin chin

Orewa oh chin chin no daysukie nandayo.
by Yuuuuuuuh April 20, 2018
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