Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a man’s rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating to the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel

Zo Was feeling freaky after drinking GHB and was more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

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go back to your cave

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):

A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.

Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.

Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

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hate cave

The hole that you dedicate from.

Man, I drank way too much last night. My hate cave has been very active.

by Jmaktheknife June 7, 2024

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Cave Cricket

n/v. Femal in connotation. A girl that you would never contact during daylight hours. She is someone you meet up with late at night typically past 2am as a last resort because you know a cave cricket is nocturnal, out and about, and down. The ultimate goal
when soliciting a cave cricket is to mate. Not seen
Or heard from during day night hours. Night night.

Jersey origins.

Synonyms - whore

Yo bro, it's 3am...who you texting? Oh must be that cave cricket.

by PaulGold August 4, 2014

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crabmin's cave

The holy land. A place of legend. Those who wish to enter the cave must pass a series of psychological and physical evaluations. Cave entrance is on maximum security at all times and has been said to be impossible to penetrate.

I want to go into crabmin's cave but I am deemed unworthy.

by fizzbuzz299 January 14, 2022

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