Canada's History

A sex act involving the coupling of Jon Stewarts anus, Stephen Colbert's mouth, and the transfer of shit from Colbert's mouth into Stewart's anus.

Person 1: Let's study Canada's History.
Person 2: Nah, I already watched the Colbert Report today.

by assramistan February 6, 2010

canada

america's baseball cap.

but i wish i lived there. a little bit.

nobody gets killed in canada!

by kccc =] August 8, 2007

Canada's History

The sexual act of stretching a woman's vagina with a moose antler and watching her masturbate with a Stanley Cup lubed up with maple syrup. Or, the sexual act of performing fellatio using syrup while atop or near a moose. Also the name of a popular Canadian magazine.

1) You need a pretty experienced girl to successfully be able to pull off a Canada's History. Also, you need to be on a pretty good hockey team or have access to a trophy room.
2) "Does it still count as a Canada's History if the moose is plastic?"
3) "Dude. Canada's History beats the shit out of Playboy."

by BeeOverlord- February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada is the biggest sack of shit ever, their history is completely irrelevant.

Canada's history? Who the fuck cares!?

by a_hard_rain February 4, 2010

Canada

The hat worn by the Greatest Country on Earth, the United States of America.

I'm going to go to Canada. I hope it doesn't fall off our head!

by Arctic Wasp January 27, 2008

Canada's History

The act of pouring maple syrup on one's genetalia in order to attract moose. When you get off from the moose licking at the syrup, you cum in the stanley cup, and then poop in the cup, and then mix it up and eat it.

"Why's your face covered in cum and poop?"
"Canada's History, man..."

by Lizbot1000 February 5, 2010

Canada

America's Hat

The Body of North America:

Canada-Hat
America-Face
Mexico-Jacket

by Colonel Trainwreck February 20, 2009