Smashy-crashy

Smashy-crachy is used by angry giants or in a play, and it means Smashy-smashhy just that the destruction isn't always terrible and you can say it just for fun.

PRACTICING PLAY

(JONE)- Smashy-crashy if dont give toast!!!

(LAYLA)-Oh, jone, you alredy brook ONE of my tables with this dumb play!!!

(TEACHER)- Cut! That was GREAT!!!

by Nalya April 17, 2022

crusty crab

to have sex with arcadio

to smash white girls hardcore, with crusty dick; crusty crab

by niggggggaaaaaa November 15, 2006

crasto

A procrastination masturbation. Masturbating as a form of procrastination.

Well, I sick of studying, so I'm off to have a crasto.

by Geoffo December 2, 2007

crusty canyon

the dirty, dry, flaky, lint-filled area between a woman's large, milky breasts.

Damn, did you see Amanda's crusty canyon? Her chest is in terrible need of some moisturizer.

by jonnyactionhero August 18, 2006

crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007

Coasty

Adjective: Used to describe something that is cozy and toasty at the same time.

Tom: I got this nice fire going while I was chilling on my new sofa, it was quite coasty.

by G.A.L November 20, 2007

crusty cameltoe

A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.

"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"

by Bust(y)a Heims August 4, 2008