Skip to main content

Clit-naked

Exactly the same as bollock-naked, but bollocks not included.
I woke up, I was clit-naked, on a table, and there was semen everywhere...
by BDE1987 July 2, 2017
mugGet the Clit-nakedmug.

naked fairy

The girl, or woman, who runs around the property naked without thought or shame.
You should head out to Keith's place, the naked fairy is out today.
by fairywitch February 1, 2022
mugGet the naked fairymug.

Naked Left

The worst offensive football play ever called in the history of mankind.
No way, coach just called Naked Left with the game on the line, this is not going to go well.
by Kyle McHugh May 1, 2024
mugGet the Naked Leftmug.

Naked

You

A person with no clothes on
Hey you’re naked you going for hello weeny
by Nontaken July 18, 2020
mugGet the Nakedmug.

Naked lightning attack

Surprisingly and unexpectedly strip flash naked when the date is going through an emotional moment and is looking for cuddling and comfort instead of sex. The surprise effect either makes the other person smile unexpectedly or confuses her completely. In both cases, sex is very likely to happen after all.
Tommy scored with a naked lightning attack

Just when S. was getting emotional, Tommy put down a naked lightning attack and had sex with her

Tommy's naked lightning attack blew S. away
by S.13 July 27, 2022
mugGet the Naked lightning attackmug.

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended
Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!
by dubl-D February 3, 2012
mugGet the naked forkliftmug.

Share this definition