The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.
He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.
He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.
He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
by Heatherisms November 21, 2009
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by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011
Get the Cyber Married Boyfriend mug.Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.
I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.
by looopyylydia September 5, 2005
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Female A: "Aaron is like the worst vintage boyfriend ever"
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(
Female B: "He's just so easy"
Female A: "How lazy can I get?" :(
by yenia February 22, 2015
Get the vintage boyfriend mug.A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.
by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015
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