the six stages of boredom

yes

i am at stage five of the six stages of boredom joe.

by Londos April 12, 2023

boredid

really really really bored

im boredid cuz i cant talk to my baby right now

by Kimmie September 25, 2003

borednaked's pablo

A counterfeit which remains convincing for only a short time. A temporary solution or distraction.

"I was massively underqualified. At the interview I had to pull out borednaked's pablo."
"I'm not done my assignment, I could use borednaked's pablo right now."

by Johnny M May 13, 2005

boredable

adj: describes someone who you would only hang out/hook up with when you're bored.

girl: "So that guy over there wants to hang out tonight, should I?"

friend:"He's no Jude Law, but he's boredable."

by April P. September 25, 2007

boredester

the higest possible form of boredom - higher than bored, border, and boredest

e.g. i am the boredester

by agfuowefkdsuh August 19, 2008

Borked Carp

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.

That one went over like a Borked Carp.

by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010

Rock Boredom

The level of boredom that is so extreme, you begin doing things that are entirely shameful and embarrassing. Sounds the same as "Rock bottom" in a Jersey accent, anyway.

You've officially hit rock boredom, buddy.

by AlgernonFTW October 15, 2010