The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

break up boink

Having sex with someone after a break up or in between relationships.

Barney Stinson would be the bro to successfully pull off the Break Up Boink because he's legen-wait for it-dary.

by the bro July 21, 2014

kronk my bonk

dancing drunk whilst making out

kronk my bonk please

by flame wolf April 21, 2017

Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex

“Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”

by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019

can i touch that bodonkadonk fool?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

can I touch that bodonkadonk fool?
Human: "yo buddy, can I touch that bodonkadonk fool"?
Dog: "bark" "bite"
Human:"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by doughboi 2006 April 13, 2021

The bingeldy boinkerts

What you say when people ask what your favorite word is. It has no meaning.

“Hey, what’s your favorite word”
“The bingeldy boinkerts”
“That’s not a word”
“Suck my dick”

by anonymous July 30, 2021

Oink and Boink

When two partners shit violently on the ground, then roll around it having sex.

“Me and grenda were taking care of the pigs out back, and wanted to create our own version of natures gift.”

“Gross man you really did the Oink and Boink

by The Boy Caroni August 25, 2022