Barbarian boner

An involuntary erection usually occurring in an unwanted situation, and often leading to embarrassment. I.e) cafeteria, family living room, parents vehicle, place of work or school.

Lester was late for class because he had to wait for his Barbarian boner to subside.

by SpamMasterDude August 19, 2018

Bible Boner

When a member of the Christian faith is impressed with another Christian.

Pastor Greg really enjoys spending platonic time with Jessica, I think he has a bible boner.

by Rotten Apple A&E November 23, 2018

Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

by Mr McNigga November 28, 2018

golden boner

When you are masturbating with a full bladder

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.

by Andy Gold February 21, 2019

Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019

Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

Prague Boner

A boner that is achieved by thinking of forbidden thoughts. The owner, of said boner, must always make his best efforts to not let his friends know the root of his erection

“That fella Jack’s got a boner”
“I swear I’m not thinking about my sister”
“Aha, Jack’s got a Prague Boner”

by TheTomBrady69 April 22, 2020