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Blumpkin

It’s when you receive oral sex when taking a shit.
Dude is it true you got a blumpkin from the hotel maid?
by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018
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Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.
Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.
by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018
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reverse blumpkin

when she eats your ass while ya pee
straight hank hill her shit
'I always poop at little when I pee"
Bruh Stacy gave me a reverse blumpkin
by itsjustAkira January 17, 2019
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Emerald Blumpkin

When you're smoking pot on the toilet, cough hard and blow out a huge deuce.
I had a wicked Emerald Blumpkin smoking that Incredible Hulk on the can this morning.
by cockadoodledont February 9, 2019
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Queen of Blumpkins

When a 28 year old blonde haired Walmart associate gives you a decent blowjob while you are on the toilet after a day filled with Indian food and spicy tacos...
Britni was so good at this, she must be the queen of blumpkins!
by Lind478& June 2, 2018
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Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face
That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again
by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018
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Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
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