Ear blind

To be unable to hear from the ears otherwise known as deaf.

Sally clapped at the guy but he couldn't hear her because he was ear blind

by Aloevero August 18, 2017

Raging cunt blender

When you punch a girl in the cunt so hard she rages and screams louder than a blender.

The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

Blind Ass Hoe

A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.

A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe

A: yeah, She is a total bitch

by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013

Don't let the ponies blind you

Advice that can be given in almost any situation. It also makes no sense while making absolute complete sense at the same time.

"My boyfriend cheated on me last night at a party."
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"

by catnaps April 29, 2010

Blind

A girl who has no ass at all.

Just extremely flat. Like a person with no eyes cant see and is blind, she doesn't have anything you can see and is blind.

What Sir-Mix-ALot doesn't want.

"When a girl walks in with a not so itty bitty waist
And a nothing in your face
You don't get sprung"

"Ooooo, that girl is blind!" - DC H.A.N.

"I don't see anything, she's blind!" -The Rescuer

"She got a donk, naa, she blind." - OKT

BWAB

by The Realest Friend June 7, 2011

Bama Blinder

When a guy rests his nut sack on a girl's eyes-temporarly blinding her

Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business

Max: What do you mean?

Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!

by Rick Rick August 1, 2006

blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

by K Charb December 29, 2007