the broke'ness

Attempt to purchase a meal to find out you over drafted that morning for two weeks on you debit card.

Gotta stretch 7 dollas for 4 days til you paid eating off the dollar menu for lunch.

Your bank account got the same 82 cents for 4 months str8 since no job called you back yet and you hoping yo bank don't charge you no service fee.

You offer to take a girl out but secretly hoping she pay for herself.

Gas light been on 3 weeks still two weeks away from payday.

The BROKE'NESS

Co-Worker: Yo can you spot me a ride home?
Co-worker 2: can't today bro gas light is on and gotta make to til pay day.
Co-Worker: damn breh the broke'ness pay day a whole week away. How long yo gas light been on?
Co-Worker2: shit since last week... Smh the broke'ness

by JaccSun2717 July 2, 2014

Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.

"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"

by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016

Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016

Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.

It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.

by GenericMale August 18, 2016

Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016

Fully Booked

A term used in reference to sexual activity; when the receiver has all holes full!

Katie was fully booked last night! I was in her mouth, Jamie in her butt and Jake in her fanny!

by t-rex lover xxx December 11, 2016

Nadine Broke

A person who has very little in terms of money or assets yet constantly eats at restaurants and travels multiple times in a year. In extreme cases has parties with expensive food. Constantly states they don't have money yet their lifestyle says otherwise.

I want to be Nadine broke. I'm just regular broke so I don't travel at all.
Girrrrl, Rita isn't rich, she is just Nadine Broke. That's why she's always eating out.

by Vamp Lestat May 3, 2017