befundle

To get so fuckin high to become a bundle of fun even you cant handle

I was chasing my tail so quick i got dizzy i got befundled

by Hd#48 August 7, 2017

Befuckled

Absolutely out your tree, so far gone on coke that you can't remember your own mothers name.

I am befuckled

by Provokedtoe September 20, 2017

Beff

The type of girl that'll deffo give you a blowie.

- easy hoe

- massive ass

- quality pair of tits
Most likely from Scotland, Beffs come in packs of 4-9 based on their environment. Most Beffs tend to shy away from social situations behind a phone screen, but once consoled, Beffs can be outgoing and u sure dick lover.

"Oh look! It's a wild pack of Beffs in their natural habitat! I'll give em a taste of my nuts to feast upon"

by ToastyBrewlord May 24, 2017

befrenemy

When a friend of yours befriends your enemy.

An Adam loves to make friends with my enemy. Especially if he knows I hate someone or they hate me he'll make them best friends rub it in,an when the two of us sent getting along he will most definitely be chillin with the enemy.making Adam a befrenemy

by Gangsta wayz January 1, 2018

beffers

Best friend.

I went out with the beffers this weekend.

by Encontrando Dre May 21, 2018

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

Before face

The face you make directly after intercourse when your partner leaves you unfulfilled sexually.

My face was the same before and after sex. Sucks to be before faced.

by Only2cm January 1, 2019