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Bear Attack

Single handedly the greatest techno song / real life event to ever occur. Created by DJ Technosauce, Bear Attack has found it's way into the homes of many... and left none alive.
Matt: Dude, look at those torn jeans, it's like he just got bear attacked!
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Dan: Miss Reilly, the bears, they're everywhere!
by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009
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DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.
by BNEVILS August 24, 2008
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Bear Grylls Emergency Kit

Your belly button. Contains everything you'd need to survive in the wild for 3 days. Can be used to catch dew or rain. Contains food crumbs since your last bath. Contains enough lint to braid a roap or start a fire. If you have an "Innie" bellybutton,you're fucked.
I only bathe once a week so my Bear Grylls Emergency Kit is always well stocked.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
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Cummy Bear

When a man cums into his partner's mouth (male or female) and said partner has to chew the load for several seconds (due to high seminal viscosity) before swallowing.
Jack gave Janet the cummy bear last night. It almost ripped out her fillings.
by Doc14253 October 18, 2009
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Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!
by JRBesq January 8, 2009
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Bear Hump

She insisted on bear humping and proceeded to dig her solar nails into my back and growl much like that of a bear.
by Taybri March 5, 2009
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Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!
"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.
by NESPax November 27, 2011
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