Tabasco basting

When a man fills his penis with tabasco sauce and then ejaculates it inside a female during sexual intercourse

Gina wanted to try something new,so I gave her a good tabasco basting.

by Crackheadkenny June 8, 2020

Brittany Baskin

Like Carole Baskin, only fatter.

Who is fatter, Brittany Baskin or a beluga whale?

by Tiger King of Castlebrook September 9, 2020

Spanish Basting

The act of basting ones dick in salsa and putting in a latino person.

"Dude I gave Blanca a spanish basting last Tuesday."

by nenthin September 11, 2020

Spanish Basting

The act of putting ones dick in salsa and inserting it into a latina.

Dude last night Blanca a Spanish basting.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Ham Bushing

The use of a de-boned ham to tighten an otherwise very loose/wide vagina.

Will: I'm dating this chick and I like her ok but her pussy is like sticking my dick in the grand canyon.

Larry: Man, all you need is a ham bushing.

Will: WTF is that?

Larry: All you gotta do is go get you a ham from Walmart, spread her legs apart, throw the ham in there and pull out the bone. Tighten it right up!

Will: 🙄

by It's like that October 30, 2020

Turkey Bastin

When you invite your family for thanksgiving but you broke your thermometer, so you got to make sure they dont have covid, so you put your dick in their ass to check the temperature.

Uncle Joseph, come here! I have to keep turkey bastin yo ass.

by Rancid Bean November 15, 2020

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020