poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf April 27, 2018

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Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period

Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.

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apple skin

A native American

Hey Nick look at the apple skin! They can go back to the trail of tears

by George Washington floyd February 11, 2021

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Apple Cumble

When someone has intimate sex with an apple or other flavored pie to the point where the usually firm pie is crushed to oblivion.

Usually the result will be as messed up as Justin Beiber's face

I can't believe we served that Apple Cumble to your grandmother thinking it was a normal pie

Person: What did you use to sweeten this pie?
Me: Ill never tell *creepy pedo/Taylor Swift face*

by DericiousCaramelMan March 16, 2013

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