Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.

Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023

SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.

Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage

by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023

Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Blumpkin

An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.

"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".

by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Blumpkin

A pet name for when you are your significant other are so close, in love, and inseparable which maintaining a best friendship as well. The ultimate level of a forever relationship. Can also be shortened to "blumpy."

Gee, I love you so much blumpkin.

Right back atcha, blumpy.

by Blumpy and blumpskin October 2, 2022