Apple scruncher

Someone who tries to scratch their scrote in secret but gets noticed everytime.

Your a apple scruncher dude

by Juulman May 23, 2019

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Apple Sandwich

An Apple Sandwich is the act of grabbing a large round object an apple preferably in the palm of you hand and stuffing into your homeboys anus, this is sexual pleasing for both parties. It is called an apple sandwich because the two ass cheeks around the apple act as the bread of the sandwich

I gave my homeboy joey an apple sandwich, it was super fun

by JoeyTheMan, Number 3 May 26, 2019

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Apple Pen

It’s when you shove an apple up your ass and draw a smile face on the apple while screaming can’t have sex without a butt hole

When you’re in a winter storm and all you have is an apple and a pen it’s go time to have a apple pen.

by ThisGuysGaming June 5, 2019

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apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

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Apple Shampoo

An underrated Blink-182 song, coming from the album Dude Ranch

"Why is the guitar on Apple Shampoo so good?"

by Atomic Arrow December 21, 2017

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Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

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