by 873 May 01, 2021
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."
Iam "You gotta stop doing that."
Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."
Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."
Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."
Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."
Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
Iam "You gotta stop doing that."
Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."
Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."
Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."
Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."
Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
by Henchman the Necromancer April 06, 2021
Originally from the tv show Mom, meaning to keep driving on an empty tank of gas. However now it’s used to mean when you know something is over but you haven’t left yet.
“I thought you got fired?”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”
“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
“Not yet, but I’m riding the zero.”
“How is your relationship going?”
“We are basically riding the zero at this point.”
by Jane03OM March 27, 2025
Another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. Someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. No commitment.
Person 1: yo! Jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. But it's okay we're zero friends.
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends
by The legend of Zelda1010101010 March 05, 2016
When you meet a stranger and you're not hitting on him but socializing and as the night progresses he goes from no sexual intentions towards you to a slightly scary creeper. This can be true to for men meeting women but that's more of a zero to clingy scenerio.
I meet this guy at the hotel bar on a business trip, he went from zero to rapey in three drinks flat.
by LissaLee January 17, 2016