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Wokejean 

Instragrammer/YouTuber aka Jean who is known for his raids. If your a racist nigga you better watch out because Jean will send an army of followers to cancel your life. Diehard Celtics and Patriots fan who hates Lebron and loves Tom Brady. Dude will bandwagon to a new team when his team is ass. Loves Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown but will kill Brad Stevens on site. Tends to post fellow Boston sports fan iinangelo who will also suffer in paid when the Celtics or Patriots lose. Wokejean is a threat so follow right away
Wokejean is daddy
Wokejean by Daddy Jean March 4, 2021

woketivism 

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.
“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte
woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020

Wokester 

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.
That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.
Wokester by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

performative wokeness 

Learned a new phrase: "Performative Wokeness."

People who more concerned with self-promotion, social media "likes", or selling books & lectures; than they are about Actual Deliverables.
People thought Tina cared about labor issues, considering how much she Tweeted about it, but it was all performative wokeness - she had no problems crossing picket-lines if the business offered a sale.

woketard 

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."
woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

wokeshit 

Portmanteau comprising the words “woke” and “shit.” Used in contemporary political discourse as a perjorative, mocking the spinelessness, stupidly, hypocrisy, and willful ignorance of American corporations and government agencies that make decisions, changes, and content choices for poorly reasoned "woke" justifications.
guy 1: "MLB just moved the All-Star game out of Atlanta because of the GA Voter ID bill."
guy 2: "That's some wokeshit. MLB isn't getting any money from me ever again."
wokeshit by xo rach April 4, 2021