1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"
You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020

A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
by Pl@tty October 18, 2008

by Ffswhyareallthenamestaken March 13, 2021

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.
by Thinos February 9, 2025
