four-wheeled mistress

A car someone pays more attention to than their partner.

Kim: Mom, where's Dad?
Janet: He's out front giving his four-wheeled mistress a massage.

by kittythecatty July 14, 2019

Gnome on training wheels

A deplorable keemstar fanboi

Gnome: OMG a New Drama Alert!
Person: shut the hell up you gnome on training wheels

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

Hamster Wheel Of Pussy

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.

I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.

by The Original Donald Trump May 08, 2023

stinky cheese wheel

When you drive with your buttcheecks and your asshole touches the steering wheel

Wes definitely used the stinky cheese wheel to get home

by Stinky cheese nuts July 28, 2019

two wheeled twat

a butchy lesbian on a motorbike

that two wheeled twat almost had an uh-oh

by magicman123gone September 24, 2009

Get back on wheels

wheels is metaphorically used for work, get back to wheels means get back to work

I should get back on wheels, I have wasted too much time

by ummu74 March 20, 2018

potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

by Laughology September 11, 2014