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War Wagon 

(In Southern U.S. slang)
Term used to describe an old full-size sedan with very many dings, dents, and scratches (not actual structural damage apart from a very minor dent from, for instance, slowly tapping a curb or pole when parking) that continues pushing its atypically large motor well on past two to three hundred thousand miles.
Grandfather: Kiddo, your granny's Impala is one hell of a war wagon!
War Wagon by Hayden Avengerkid5 February 2, 2024
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mammy wagon 

West African vehicle constructed on a lorry chassis, for carrying passengers and/ or goods
The only available means of transport was the mammy wagon waiting at the bus terminal
mammy wagon by Milowight March 17, 2024

Stroke wagon 

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass
You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon
Stroke wagon by anonymous April 2, 2024

Potato wagon 

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
Potato wagon by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

kuck wagon 

A random trope of people that you have never met, know nothing about, have no presuppositions about, and might not vibe with but caught your attention rolling down the street with more than 2 people in attendance.
Bill: Man have you seen how many crypto bros went missing last year?
Eddy: Why is that relevant now? Did you not just see that kuck wagon rolling by? They might be looking for trouble..or street facing tiny classified ads..
kuck wagon by $TXzenmonkey April 29, 2024

Detroit Wagon

The neighborhood cumdumpster. A younger man (usually caucasian) serving as an onahole for many, many men (usually African-Americans).
Tyreese: You put your load on the Detroit Wagon today?

Jamal: You know it brother!
Detroit Wagon by lottamans June 16, 2024

Whore Wagon

Don’t forget to pay when you’re fucking the whores on the whore wagons.
Whore Wagon by DarkMaulMip42 August 18, 2024