A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.
Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now
by Arandomstupidperson May 23, 2021
The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024
Instead of saying to "slime someone out" you say you will "Lukas Waste him" or "Leave him Lukas Wasted"
by Real Esa March 01, 2025
Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
by Outdoorsman8k August 21, 2017
by Foreign geezer June 04, 2018
IT ISENT ABOUT THE ACHOHAL OR STUPID HORNY WORDS, SPIDER MAN! ITS ABOUT THE EPIC DEATH (death sound from GTA 5 plays)
by someone else thats not u February 05, 2021