weh

The sound Titans make when they use their power

King: "Luz, I'm so happy I had you as a big sister."

King: "WEH!"

by Spexxo June 12, 2022

weekend vape

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.

“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
“What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”

by Weekendvape January 7, 2023

Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

Rookie Week

(n.) The occurrence of someone or something that is sloppy, slow, incapable of handling a situation or lacking pro status, usually due to a lack of experience. A lack of common sense.

"I'll have half a shot."
"What is this, rookie week?"

"We don't drink"
*head nod* "Must be rookie week."

by NotKielt March 30, 2011

Nerd Weasel

One who abandons their sacred duty, especially for vague and presumably contemptible reasons.

Person A: Nick couldn't make it this weekend because he's in Miami.
Person B: What's he doing there?
Person A: He didn't say, but I think he might be campaigning for Rick Santorum.
Person B: Weasel. Nerd Weasel.

by ChodeMiller February 25, 2012

Whomp Weasel

A fairly new slang term for the penis

I got kicked right in the whomp weasel and it hurt!

by Uark23 December 5, 2012

one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

by mossyrock November 29, 2014