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under weather

I couldn’t make the meeting ‘cause I was a bit under weather
by Cypress February 11, 2018
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Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.
My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.
by Cross67 September 26, 2014
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Under dick

You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.
by Spelce June 29, 2024
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Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
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Under-valley

The female version of the under-alley. (The space between the asshole and the genitals).
"These pants are so tight. You can even see my under-valley."
by Fascist_Gandi August 13, 2025
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under chief

The meat between your ballsack and your butthole. Also known as “taint”
Alright man gotta get off here and go wax my under chief. See ya later.
by Jimmy Under Chief September 29, 2022
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Don’t Hide Under My Desk

A polite way saying, “If I accept your Friend Request please don’t do any creepy shit.”
I’ll tell you where I’m at on Social Media, but don’t hide under my desk.
by AndroidsOn August 4, 2025
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