uncle loser

an uncle louie sized loser who has a big ass and a skinny weiner.

god your zuch a uncle looser! just leave!

by acetic August 19, 2003

Uncle BJ

A blowjob a man gets from his female patner when menstruation prevents the couple from having vaginal sex. Uncle BJ is often a man's only available option for sex from his wife or girlfriend when Aunt Flo comes to visit.

Wife: "You'd better forget about tonight, honey. Aunt Flo's coming for a visit."

Husband: "Well, I hope she brought Uncle BJ with her!"

by trxstr January 1, 2010

Uncle Tom

A black person who doesn't want to be victimized by rich wh*te liberals.

Oy vey goya, why don't you support this new bill confirming you to historically be bitchboys? You an uncle Tom!!!!

by KKKanye December 23, 2022

the good uncle

What the children called Josef Mengele, one of the camp doctors at Auschwitz famous for performing medical experiments on children - particularly on twins. He would provide the children with sweets, toys and new clothes but this was entirely cynical as he simply wanted them to co-operate in his experiments.

The Good Uncle gave me some sweeties today, then he said we were going to play a game called "up the chimney" - what fun!

by Lord_Viral December 2, 2013

Uncle Jerry

The poor man that died on September 11th, 2001. He didn't die of what you think he died of, he died of a Viagra overdose.

Uncle Jerry always raped me, but he was the best uncle I've ever seen.

by Drollestmaple03 February 14, 2019

Uncle eccles

A redneck that smokes That cigars

Uncle Eccles give my that cig

by Orman February 14, 2017

rich uncle

Uncle Sam. so named for government's spending habits.

our rich uncle better cut back on his spending my money.

by mikezila May 22, 2009