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twinkie toss 

(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube
My dick is so chapped from that freakin' twinkie toss she gave me last night.
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twinkhon 

amalgamation of two slang words, often used by boymoders to selfdeprecate.

a twink is a young gay (not necessarily a baby gay) with barely any body hair

a hon is a transgirl that doesnt facepass. its first usage was among late transitioners but it has since been adopted among younger people too
am i crazy or is that twinkhon cute as hell?
twinkhon by WORM worrior October 14, 2021
a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches
twinkie by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

twinkleberry 

A twinkleberry is often used in reference to a twink in a negative manner. A twinkleberry is often a young male, even a very young male, who maybe physically attractive (straight or gay) and is always trying to be the focus of everyone's attention. Often he interrupts conversation; is usually hyper, annoying but amusing enough that everyone puts up with his shit.
Hey, I like Ryan alot, but he is such a twinkleberry, he embarrasses the shit out of me sometimes.
twinkleberry by Guido1 March 1, 2008

Hodge Twins 

A pair of twins that specialize in making all kinds of gains, cutting continuously, and go balls deep in the pleasure walls.
"Man you watch the Hodge Twins? They be making all kinds of gains. Yeeaaaahhhh all kinds man."

can't win for losing 

A phrase meaning that things would be going great for you if they weren't going so badly.
"Well, my girlfriend dumped me, my dog died, I got fired from my job, I went to grab some fast food to make myself feel better and on the drive back I got a flat tire, and when I finally get home I realize they screwed up my order."
"Damn, you can't win for losing."
can't win for losing by Kraas March 5, 2008