a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"
"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"
by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006
Get the turd talkermug. 1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.
The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.
by Marc September 20, 2004
Get the stage turdmug. Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.
by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008
Get the Turd Gallerymug. After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.
by Marky Spots June 3, 2010
Get the love turdmug. by Mark Ries May 17, 2005
Get the turd burglarmug. A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009
Get the Girthy Turdmug. by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008
Get the lemon turdmug.