turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

stage turd

1. noun. Any number of substances that can form a ball and impede the progress of pushing a road case across an otherwise smooth stage or floor. Many times composed of discarded gaff tape or post-show confetti.

Entymology/notes: Used primarily by stage hands during concert set-ups.

The wheel on my road case keeps catching on these fucking stage turds. Someone needs to get a broom.

by Marc September 20, 2004

turd talker

a turd talker is one who speaks complete SHITE! there are many kinds of turd talker but the most common one would be the one who blabbers on with turds flying aimlessly outof their mouth.

commonly sung like the bee-gees hit "jive talking" except with the lyrics swapped for teh obvious "turd-talking"

"That guy ben is a complete turd talker, all he does is talk shite! he needs to wipe his mouth more than his arse!"

by Ian Bergin August 21, 2006

Turd Gallery

Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.

Look at that Turd Gallery, it's awesome!

by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008

turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

lemon turd

a more imaginative way of saying lemon curd.

"Pass the lemon turd."

by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008