Deposition Turd

Scientific:

The gradual build-up of dry deposed fecal particles, released through flatulence, these particles act in accordance with the random behavior detailed by Brownian motion (modeled by the 1D Smoluchowski model) to the extent that they eventually form a visible, tangible lump of feces.

Pre-requisite: An extremely large quantity (calculated to be approximately 10^12000) of reoccurring flatulence within the same locale.

Occurrence?: So far has not been witnessed in nature or a controlled setting, but is theoretically possible.

Alternative definition: When you fart you release "poo particles" and if you fart onto the same spot enough times they build up and make a full turd.

"Dude, if you keep farting in those pants your likely to create a deposition turd."

by Scrumhalf86 January 22, 2010

turd smurgler

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

Turd Gallery

Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.

Look at that Turd Gallery, it's awesome!

by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008

love turd

the first dump you take in front of your love.

After Samantha took a love turd in front of her fiance William, she got the unmistakable feeling they would be together forever.

by Marky Spots June 3, 2010

turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

Girthy Turd

A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).

The other day my asshole muscle squeezed out a girthy turd and it left me with a butt guppy.

by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009

lemon turd

a more imaginative way of saying lemon curd.

"Pass the lemon turd."

by alexandra anarchy April 25, 2008