A version of a internet troll where the troll makes a comment on a subject with a message completely irrelevant to the topic or discussion at hand for the purpose of confusing and bewildering readers and participants of the discussion. A milder kind of trolling where readers might take the troll for someone truly lost on the internet.
In a discussion about My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic a lost troll may post the following:
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
"Yes. It needs to be a lower temp though. The glue gun melts it too fast because it's too hot. The crayon itself keeps running as well due to the higher temp. I'm trying to make some kind of adjustable temperature version. I'm thinking of doing the same as soldering pencil manufacturers do with their products."
Prompting replies in the likeness of "what are you doing here?".
by Achmedsander October 8, 2013
Get the Lost trollmug. A person who seems like a nice, quiet person, but is really a troll when online. They act sweet and innocent in person, but their secret hobby is trolling.
Hey man, did you know Suzy was such a closet troll? Yeah, she seems so nice and quiet at school, but she totally trolls online.
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
Wow, you're so nice around people, but I've seen some of your comments. You're such a closet troll!
by Daniellescookie November 27, 2011
Get the Closet Trollmug. Bob can't stop posting complaints about the original posters topic subject. He's troll shitting all over the topic.
by RealLivesMatter February 20, 2015
Get the Troll Shittingmug. This concept of a Troll generally only applies to forum boards.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
Essentially it is a person who decides to Troll, but with abnormal intentions of only posting to help. Thus, they are almost complete opposites of Trolls.
This person will post anywhere in the Forum as many times as they think they need to get their opinion/point across. They tend to have 10x the post count of normal active forumers.
Most of them become Mods, well known through out the community, and are most definitely never banned.
- Xfactor56: Hey guess my post count now!!
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
- FireofJustice: Like dude I dunno or care.
- Xfactor56: Wellzz it's at 4042 now.
- FireofJustice: How? Was just 390 last week.
- Xfactor56: I just like posting and helping out.
- FireofJustice: W/e ur such a Posi-Troll...
- Xfactor56: ...... >.>
by TheRealVastoLorde November 18, 2011
Get the Posi-Trollmug. Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"
by derrien May 7, 2022
Get the Internet trollmug. Whispering#2722 is gay as fuck. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Rev the cum snatcher November 13, 2021
Get the Troll is gaymug. A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
Get the parking trollmug.