Topcrack

Generally used as an insult to someone who is not funny at all and boring to the point of you wanting to physically harming them.

The word "craic " is an irish word that is used in the north of england and also scotland for the banter and fun and enjoyment people have with eachother. Adding "top" to this and changing craic to a more simpler crack gives it a more ironic use " topcrack".

Woody:" fockin hell jimmy is a proper boring cunt int he?"

Mick:" Pure Topcrack"

Jimmy:" Alright lads whats happening, whats going on, you looking forward to today?"

Woody:" Fuck off jimmy you fucking Topcrack"

by Dr vinklestein July 1, 2010

Toxic Exit

A Dubstep Artist from the UK, 14 years of age. Produces music as a hobby.

Dude, Have you heard toxic exit's new song? yeh man its dope!

by UKDUBSTEPBORDERLINE February 20, 2011

toxic

mostly known as dickmaster69 but also known as robbie is the incarnation of toxisity and is very mean to his buddies and i hope he stops soon

robbie is toxic

by toxicrobbie May 14, 2019

Toxic Shock Sundae

When a girl uses a single tampon for the entirety of their period. Then once the bleeding stops, they ring it out over ice cream and eat it.

Girl 1: Oh man i'm so glad my periods over.

Girl 2: Yeah, now I can make a Toxic Shock Sundae!

by ChaseiGuess October 29, 2019

Toxic

When somebody is so ignorant that when you prove them wrong, even if they believe you’re right, will get mad at you. In this persons brain they are the greatest, not at their job and stuff like that, but at EVERYTHING. They make anything they touch turn to gold in their mind. These same people will also usually make a “point” and then not let you talk after because they feel they’ve proved you wrong and their answer is 100% true.

Ben: “She’s so toxic, I’m not even allowed to voice my opinion around her”
Terra: “You can’t leave though she’ll tell everybody you’re a f*ckboy”

by CordelleLK June 18, 2020

Toxic Pond

A pond that borders the GSSM campus. Infamous for it's rancid blue hue, the unnatural body of water has many rumors surrounding it's origin but the gatorade-colored waters remain a mystery.

"I drank from the toxic pond!"
"Was it worth the hospital visit?"
"No."

by Saikisake February 24, 2021

Toxic Roblox bully

Someone who is a toxic bully who does this to people in game (mostly children) in Roblox. (chose Dan Ticktum as an example, cause he looks like an edgy toxic Roblox bully)

Dan Ticktum is a toxic Roblox bully.

by lemon188 June 8, 2021