Torpedo Titties

Tits that look tubular and hang down while she’s on top, giving the appearance of 2 torpedos about to hit you in the face. Tits that are long, and not desirable.

Hey man; Bailey was on my Johnson and I realized she had them torpedo titties.

by M3d1cChr1s April 26, 2021

Candle Bag Titties

Breasts on (but not limiting to) men, an extremely saggy, lop-sided, pair of breasts. Usually seen in over-set elderly women. Occasional men apply.

Candle Bag Titties
1. Purchasing two candles from your local convenience store and placing them into two separate plastic bags. Notice the "sag."
2. Kirstie Alley
3. Joseph R. Gannascoli
4. Chastity Bono
5. That one Mcdonalds chick from those cell phone forwards.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Suck some titties day(June 24th)

June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many titties as you can possibly suck and motorboat as many bitches as you can.

Yo bro June 24th is coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some titties day(June 24th)

by Dudebrosmd June 19, 2020

Diabetes Titties

When someone has large breasts due to being overweight.

Dude, that guy is so fat he has Diabetes Titties.

by dickhole23 December 23, 2011

txties

Plural of txt. A useful alternative to the tounge-tier "txts" (textss).

See also: texties.

Radio station presenter: "OK people, the lines are now open for your texties."

by Nupe January 10, 2004

Titties

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Big titties - ( .)(. )
Thicc titties - ( cc )( cc )
men titties - (. )( .)
Asian titties - (.)(.)
margret thatchers rotting corpse titties - 💨💨

dem titties dough, what would u say dere liek mahn? (. )( .) Haha! Ffs dude

by KekCovfefeSwegDab August 29, 2017

litty as titties

Lit as fuck or you get to play with tittties

Weer this party gonna be litty as tittie .

I'm playing with tits it litty as titties. Definitio

by bigmean777 January 30, 2017