dome noodles

noun.
brain matter, often resembling wet, squishy noodles

Jerry the Zombie: I'm starving.
Mat the Zombie: *rips open a skull* How about some dome noodles?

Jerry the Zombie: Sweet! You read my mi-- nvm.

by Elegantvariant July 12, 2010

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dumbass noodle

A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."

Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.

Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!

Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO

by wutdouwant February 1, 2018

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Wet Noodle

A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN

“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”

by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019

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Noodle Party

Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.

Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.

by tv_eyes August 18, 2016

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