Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012

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cookie pounder

When you're fucking your cousin and she takes a shit inside of a cookie mix. Then you jump on the bowl of mix butt first while you're nutting.

Oh man Christy I really enjoyed that cookie pounder.

by SummonerLingLing March 20, 2017

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cookie trench

A large round hole in the sand, created and rutted out by SXS and ATV's. Undetectable and hidden along the horizon to the human eye. You don't know it's there until it's too late; or you've hit it before!

"I didn't see a SXS cookie trenchand when I hit it, it stopped me. Jammed me forward." ~JUP

by OregonDuneCrew July 1, 2019

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