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Lukeism Church

A Cult that Praises Luke Jillings (OriginalHuman) and follows his teachings in the art of Reaction Videos and Warfare Gameplays
*OriginalHuman*: "I heard you guys started a cult? I don't know what's going on but I love all of you guys
*Lukeist High Priest*: "Lukeism Church, show love to our God
*Chat*: "All Hail Luke"
by DubiousHarbor9 April 23, 2020
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Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.
Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.
by FireCrotch17 May 10, 2020
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Church-Kiss

a quick kiss, without tongue. usually fast, mindless lip brushes.

the kind of kiss you exchange with a family member, friend, or someone you kiss so often that it becomes a habit.
He gave her a Church-Kiss in front of his moms; but that side-bitch had just spent the night!
by Mad-Dog M June 11, 2020
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French Whore in Church

Southernism
1. Referred to as being nervous or scared, similar to if a Whore were to attend a church service

worse than a normal whore in church
"Shit, I'm nervous as a goddamn french whore in church!"
by ogunga June 14, 2020
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church voice

We have to use our church voice in a funeral home including whispering.
by Tominator 1401. September 5, 2020
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Church Voice

Our library voice is the same as our church voice which is whispering...
by Tominator 1401. September 5, 2020
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Church

A place I don’t go to because I want to die and live in hell.
I don’t go to church because I am not Christian and I want my Uber Eats from hell to arrive soon.
by Your Local Lesbian Demon September 29, 2020
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