wood-pus

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.

Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."

by A spaghettione December 14, 2018

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.

Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!

by Woolywardsparkle May 2, 2019

wyatt woods

Greatest athletes to ever live. They’re good at everything, give them a sport and they’ll go pro in it.

“How is he good at everything?”
“That’s Wyatt Woods, that’s how”

by zzeeexx November 24, 2021

Winton woods

A school we’re the football team rule everything, a place we’re the teachers be dick riding if u ain’t got uniform on, a school we’re all the hoes be at, football team is live but basketball team can’t win a game this season @mr ward

U see Winton woods basketball team they ass fr especially that y’all talk ass nigga Aaron he shit but Damari,tony,Kendall live

by Winton woods December 14, 2019

isaac wood

the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be

“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”

by isaacwoodbutagirl September 6, 2021

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016