Parker

guy with a huge dick and balls but severely depressed

Person 1 “yeah me and parker fucked last night “

Person 2 “ ahh so your just gonna stand today then?”

Person 1 “yeah, but after he came he kicked me out and started balling his eyes out”

by parker268164 December 5, 2025

Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all

Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud

by Gullits December 17, 2025

Parker

Parker's, Normally very Tall, Athletic, and Sexy. Girls call him the Long Dong Silver, He's very good in bed but only gets with the sexiest woman. Very good at football and very physical as well that's why the girls love him. Lastly Parker's are very hardworking and driven in life, They are one of a kind.

Man Parker is truly a unit< wish I was like him.

by The Beef Curtain Punisher April 11, 2024

Will Parker

The top boss everywhere he goes. Makes tons of money and has a snowcone stand. Refered to as "sir" and "boss" and greeted with salute. Silence follows him at his command. Aura is dominate.

"Guys Hush"
"Why"
"Will Parker is coming"
🤫🫡

by Carol Cross April 18, 2024

Parker

a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life

“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”

Parker lets it in then punches the ground

by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024

Miya parker

Miya Parker is amazing she is beautiful, an amazing personality, she puts everyone before her self, when you think of her she brightens up your day she makes it 100x better and when you are around her you want to make her feel like nothing else matters like if you could you would holder till she doesn’t want to be held just to make her feel safe or happy and block out anything marking her feel down or in mental pain.

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: that is Miya Parker she is amazing.

by Nate_solis November 25, 2021

Parker

Parker is a Very kind and caring guy he usually has blonde or dirty blonde hair he is a very good boyfriend he usually likes girls with blonde hair and There name Starts with a M, Parker is a very smart person and he is usually very aethletic he plays football, Basketball , soccer ,and Baseball. He is very good with kids. He is very very loyal to his significant other he also might seem tough but is really a big baby

Omg I can’t believe I’m dating Parker

I know he’s such a great guy!

by BURNT toastTTttTtT November 25, 2021