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churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
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church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.
Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made
by Twitch420 March 30, 2011
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Harry Church

Hot, sexy, big balls very sweet kind-hearted 6ft 8 and black
Person 1: Oh do you know a "Harry Church"
Person 2: Yeah I do they are so awesome and funny!
by BlackObama March 5, 2022
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night church

When there's a fuck ton of traffic on a Sunday night.
Morgan "Why is there so much damn traffic"
Adam "I don't fucking know; night church?"
by Adam Dabel July 30, 2017
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Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.
— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.
by ivy malala March 28, 2022
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church

the place everyone should want to be. pray that the pastor can give you the key to worship god when you feel that god abandoned you because he didnt give you that wedding or car that you wish you had

despite what you saw on instagram
i love church because i never realized the prayer chapel
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time
by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025
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