A grip is: n. a phrase used to express quantity; a large amount of something.
Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff
Two grips would be way more than one grip: an extremely large amount (approx. equivalent to a metric fuckton) often used as an exaggeration for alot of stuff
"Man this mac n cheese is so cheesy! You got all kinds a cheese up in this bitch!"
"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"
"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"
"Its because I put two grips of cheese in it!"
"Two grips of weed is a shitload more than one grip!"
by synaesthetic May 20, 2010
verb
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
1. Black and blue, getting swiftly knocked in the face, being left with visible mark(s).
2. Getting hit and marked as fast as a printer types a single letter.
3. Getting punched for something (that wasn't necessarily that serious) but the mother fucker keeps running their mouth too much. A quick way to shut up that noise.
4. Shutting up someone that says something offensive, commonly known as a spit fire.
"You need to stop coming at me all crazy, you're about to get two toned. I don't have time for that nonsense."
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
"She got two toned, her face looks purple after one damn punch! Haha, bitch couldn't shut up on that disrespectful shit."
I heard he got two-toned, hit him quickly...thank god it stopped that argument!
by XianStarr October 08, 2016
Rolf: {while determining price for two eels} I will give you...two chickens.
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!
Double D: Sounds fair. Thank you!
Rolf: What? Do you not want four chickens?
Double D: I'd be happy to take four. Four chickens it is.
Rolf: I said two.
Double D: Three chickens and a rubber band?
Rolf: TWO CHICKENS!!!
by BakedBroodle November 10, 2011
When someone tries to plus one an insult but you’re more amazing, so the secret law is that they have failed and they will always be plus two of which ever insult they try to plus one you with.
“Your a idiot Norma.“. “well your a Idiot plus one Sharon” but because Norma is more amazing she instantly gets to plus two Sharon... and there’s no defeating Norma now.. ever.
by Jamielost February 23, 2020
To be repeatedly cheated on by young man with an insatiable appetite for chips and to be none the wiser because you are a dumb bitch
Female 1: Girl, why you got all these chip crumbs in your bed.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
Female 2: Oh my boyfriend was here last night.
Female 1: Where is he I want to meet him.
Female 2: He doesn't live here.
Female 1: Girl, you gettin two fived.
by CizzyMonster August 06, 2010
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by Gary N. September 10, 2007