A sick maths teacher tall and buff, very smart. some say he is smarter than shabaan Khan and alama spinx but nobody will know. his name has nigerian origins and means river of blessing. He is a blessing to our maths class, but not when he sets maths homework tut tut. one question well never know about sir is how many lebron jam he has on toast for breakfast.
shabaans mAths teacher is teaching us period 5 browny.
nah g he aint
yeah he is why you lying
i aint shush
nah g he aint
yeah he is why you lying
i aint shush
by shabaan did not write this October 21, 2021
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On the 21 October, a national recognition of teachers is held where all the naughty boys and girls have to bring their teacher a bottle of wine to show their respect and apologise for being naughty.
Teacher: Tomorrow is National respect your teacher and bring them wine day so I expect you to comply for once
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
Naughty Student: Nahh, F**k that
Teacher: Do you want to pass this class or not?
Naughty Student: Bruh, I'm broke AF
Teacher: Can't you just do what you always do to get what you want without paying for things?
by miss_teacher October 19, 2021
Get the National Respect Your Teacher and bring them wine day mug.You get one out of two options. A super chill nice teacher that writes easy A’s and doesn’t give much homework OR a mean teacher who gives TONS of homework every single fucking day and writes easy F’s. The second teacher isn’t liked by most people and she doesn’t care. She is just rude and expects everyone to care only about her subject. Miss girl I have different classes and a social life. I do NOT care about your 6 page class work and 5 page homework.
You: Sorry bro I have so much homework for today and I can’t go out :(
Me: It was given by a female history teacher wasn’t it
You: Yeah :(
Me: It was given by a female history teacher wasn’t it
You: Yeah :(
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jim: yeah, if only she knew that is not how the world works.
jim: yeah, if only she knew that is not how the world works.
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