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pennco tech

this is a place of HIGHER EDUCATION. where all the instructers really dont care if u pass or fail, after all there just there to collect a check. on breaks at 8:20am,11am, and 1PM u can find numerous pot heads scatterd throught the parking lot getting stoned then going back to class
john:matt and rick go to pennco tech. Tim: but matt and rick are stoners. John: exactly thats why they go there cause its not a real school hahaha
by analleakage March 16, 2011
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Louisiana Tech University

A university located in Ruston, Louisiana.
Ruston itself is an empty, po-dunk town with nothing to offer. The most promising part of Ruston is Louisiana Tech. However, La Tech (as it can be called) mistakes itself as something amazing since it is the only thing within Ruston. So, La Tech is a school full of rednecks that believe themselves to be elitists and geniuses.

Tech is also often changed into an acronym meaning
"Transsexuals Enjoying Cocks Hourly"
person 1: "Look at that douchebag, he thinks he's hot shit"
person 2: "Yea, he must go to Louisiana Tech University."

person 1: "They are definitely T.E.C.H. people."
person 2: "Yea, homos! I saw one of them getting it hard from behind yesterday behind the WAC"
by Rustonite July 14, 2009
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virginia tech

school where the worst shooting has so far taken place. a gun men opened fire on the students and eventually took his own life with a bullet in the head. 33 dead and at least 20 more wounded, the casualties that occured at this school are almost triple that of columbine
did you here about the shooting at Virginia Tech
by Krsnik05 May 29, 2007
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tech tard

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market
Him: I just got the latest iphone!

Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.

Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!

Him: You're such a tech tard.
by applz mccraken August 14, 2008
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Tech

Tech a phrase which can be used in any contex.
TECH!; Tech no; I teched your mom; Tech you later; he Techxed me.
by Kian February 23, 2005
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Tech'd

I almost got tech'd at school today!
by Total Stranger May 4, 2007
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Tech 'em up

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.
Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.
"Dude, he's a jabroni just tech 'em up!"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just tech 'em up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just tech 'em up!"

Tim replies:
Tech 'em up!? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you. You just been teched up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP
by K-Dog09 July 29, 2009
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