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Definitions by Kian

nothing good ever happens after midnight 

Not a term -DayFern
Bro: nothing good ever happens after midnight is not a term dude

Other bro: yeah good point
A skilled kid name Kianoosh Salami who can fix any problem. He will be the leader of the business world.

KianTech started in 1999
KianTech by Kian February 23, 2005
Tech a phrase which can be used in any contex.
TECH!; Tech no; I teched your mom; Tech you later; he Techxed me.
Tech by Kian February 23, 2005

marb's sis

Fabmanx' and TFS' bitch. Expert at cocksucking and sandwich position. Proficient at handjobs.
"Fabmanx, you will carry the frontal assault on the island of Clitoris. TFS, you will lead the assault on the back woods through the jungles of Rectum. Oh, and one more thing, TFS, those pulsating, nasty chunks are called shit turds, chemical warfare, no doubt. Use caution, the bitch doesnt wipe her ass very well, Godspeed.
marb's sis by Kian October 20, 2004

shetface 

Endearing term for close friends, especially of Middle-Eastern descent.

Shet for how FOB Iranians say "shit."
"Shwat's up shetface?"

"Hey shetface look at my new car."

"Well if it ain't shetface."

"Oh snap shetface got a boner."
shetface by Kian May 1, 2004

kianster 

a cool or lovable person that is hip and happening.
hey, you're just like kianster!
kianster by Kian September 22, 2003