Panda Table Backhandspring

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.

Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.

by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011

Spin Table

The act of spinning a small girl on your penis, during the cowgirl, to switch into a reverse cowgirl or vice versa.

"I spin table'd your sister last night!"

by RWtub May 11, 2014

Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.

Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.

by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009

Tablespoon

Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.

It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.

by Zoetrain August 11, 2006

round table

verb. Discussing women and their antics while smoking black&milds and drinking Monster Java.

Yo broski, round table at wawa?

by theman94x August 1, 2008

Kites of the Round Table

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.

We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.

by i'el abshira January 7, 2008

beezay on the table

when you make 5 shots in a row, do a pop with your mouth, and celebrate by dancing and chanting "Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"

"Yo.....Beezay on the table! Beezay on the table!"

by Beezay July 2, 2007