HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

by admiralcrunchycrunch January 2, 2009

stupid tits

What mel gibson calls a bitch in heat who's tits are fake.

In her tight dress you could see the Vegas whore's pussy from behind and her stupid tits.

by uncleherpes July 13, 2010

shitty tits

when a woman has had a large deal of excrement dropped on her breasts she is known to have "shitty tits".

Hey Parko! Check out Sally, Barney just gave her the shitty tits!

by Hoppertronix Thompson February 26, 2011

That would be tits!

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"

Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!

by fugly cholo November 16, 2012

tits

women's breast.jugs

Man! When I kissed that chick her tits were right on my chest.

I enjoy dating girls with big tits instead of little tits.

by iwantabigtitchick April 13, 2007

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

do you really need an example for this?

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

the tits

when something is really cool and/or desirable.

Yo man skinnydipping is the tits!

by THeonecontainer June 7, 2005