taser shot

Drinking a shot before getting tasered.

Dude, last night I had a taser shot and I'm still bruised from it.

by ChaoticHavok January 30, 2009

Teagen

Perkiest man alive

Man Teagen is so perky

by Teacuppp March 5, 2021

Callum Teas Ready!!

For someone who has to leave for there tea to get away from difficult situation.

"Cal how olds your misses?" "CALLUM TEAS READY!!" "Gotta Go"

by D00kie2323 November 15, 2009

tealeaves

Near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. It is powdery, generally has to be scraped from the pouch. It's hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like crap.

"Oh bugger, i've only got tealeaves left"
"Margery, could i have a cigarrete, I have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.

by corned_beef January 29, 2005

teaneck

Teaneck is a city in Northern Jersey. Its 6 sq miles and has a population of 39,000 people. Teaneck is a victim of urban decay and is fastly becomeing a dangerous place to live. In the past 2 years the crime rate and gang activity has risen alot and is rising fast. In the last 2 months there were 3 murders in Teaneck, NJ 2 of which were gang related.

"ITs a shame what happened to Teaneck NJ"

by crazymofodatcrazymofo September 26, 2006

Tealeaf

Used in conversation when somebody mentions something you want to know but then says "dont worry" and wont tell you. Once you have shouted "tealeaf!" the person must tell you straight away what they were going to say.

Also see definition of Dwa

hollie: omg guess what! oh wait dont worry...
kari: no TEALEAF!
hollie: ok basically i shagged your boyfriend last night.

by sxcbitch123 March 4, 2009

Teagen

A person with a Micropenis, another word for having a Micropenis.

“Did you hear about Jon, he’s got a Teagen!”
“Oh, girls pray for him he has Teagen!”

by Sugarr&Vanillla January 28, 2019