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Taint

One who feels extremely shitty or wants to express deep emotion of horrible feeling.
David king I drank too much last night and I feel like utter taint
by Mikehawk75 April 15, 2021
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Taint Stich

the ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the anus to the balls
His taint stich was a thing of beauty
by stuarthub December 16, 2011
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channings taint

A sword named by Uberhaxornova on minecraft TreeTopia.
Channings Taint will always be with me, in a part of my heart.
by Space_Cow December 30, 2018
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Pseudo Euro taint

A person who is American but often uses Euro and British expressions such as "holiday" instead of vacation or "bin" instead of trash. In extreme cases they will even refer to distances in kilometers rather than feet or miles. In vomit inducing examples, and worthy of a punch to the balls, they will tell you the temperature in Celsius.
Greg how much did you run today? "6.87 kilometers." Get a life you pseudo euro taint!
by His lordship and mr handsome September 5, 2024
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.
by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014
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taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.
Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
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