1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
Get the Switch listenermug. A game that involves participants placing one of their fingers into their mouth, and the other finger into their anus. When a non-participating player (who is traditionally referred to as "Uncle Gubsy") says "switch", all players must switch their fingers around (finger that was in the mouth goes into the anus and vice versa).
by Festdidgea March 4, 2021
Get the Switchmug. Also referred to as a "button". More formally known as an "auto sear."
A switch, formally known as an "auto sear," is a small device that, once installed, converts a semi-automatic firearm into a fully automatic machine gun. Switches are usually associated with Glock Handguns, as Glocks have rather simple parts, making them easier to install. The alternative name, "button" comes from the button on the device that you press to activate the full-auto feature. The press of this button allows the firing pin within the firearm to constantly reset with just one trigger pull, making the firearm shoot rapidly until the trigger is released.
A switch, formally known as an "auto sear," is a small device that, once installed, converts a semi-automatic firearm into a fully automatic machine gun. Switches are usually associated with Glock Handguns, as Glocks have rather simple parts, making them easier to install. The alternative name, "button" comes from the button on the device that you press to activate the full-auto feature. The press of this button allows the firing pin within the firearm to constantly reset with just one trigger pull, making the firearm shoot rapidly until the trigger is released.
by Mau_1k December 5, 2024
Get the Switchmug. A nigga who has a switch, but just don't give a single fuck a'bout it. one of those niggas who buy a switch to be top shit, but aint really shit at all.
by ARealNigga524 November 16, 2019
Get the Fake Ass Switch Niggamug. To slay someone (most commonly an opp) with a firearm swiftly with maximum prejudice and minimum hesitation
My bros and I were plotting to run a 3 man on this trio of baddies but things went south when one of their boyfriends appeared out of nowhere to switch down the homie that went up to initiate.
by Daddy's Patties December 11, 2024
Get the Switch downmug. A friendly game where you and friends put one finger in your mouth and another up your butt. When someone says switch, you switch fingers. Forms of “Switch” can be played with varying peoples mouths/butts. And you can even use different fingers each round.
You: “Hey, Joe wanna play a game of switch?”
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch
Joe: “Sure thing bro!”
*one finger enters mouth (preferably pointer finger of one hand)
*another finger enters butt (preferably pointer finger of other hand)
Joe: “SWITCH!!!”
*fingers switch
by GeorgeTheWalrus July 19, 2022
Get the Switchmug. When an escort posts enticing hot pics online of someone else to pull in punters in the hope that they either will have forgotten by the time they turn up for the session with her or will be so desperate to get it on that they won't mind.
The girl looked very different from the pics. Not sure if they'd been taken a few years' ago before she put on weight, if they'd been heavily photoshopped or if it was.a bate and switch job.
by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
Get the Bate and switchmug.